- Your healthy lunch includes a slice of bread folded over with some ham stuck in between.
- Sending emails at 3:00 am means nothing.
- Hitting the stop watch as soon as someone goes down for a nap.
- Asking yourself if you really need to use that washroom or is your bladder fooling you.
- The post man/woman only recognizes you with your pyjamas on.
- You time your bookkeeping for the duration of a Wiggles show.
- Your business cards have applesauce stains.
- A Happy meal is a business expense.
- Don't Call. Contact by email only.
- Typing emails with one hand.
- Forgetting what you did a half second ago.
- Your suppliers know your children by their first name.
- Assume standing position over you laptop for a good 10 min even though the chair is right beside you.
- Diego is sometimes your best friend.
Which ones best describe you? Anything else that should be added to this list?
|